Those tree cutting guys are getting on my nerves…

Ok, since I woke up today, there have been these tree cutting guys in the backyard, and they are starting to get on my nerves. I don’t really know who they work for, and I am still kind of confused as to why they are cutting our trees, but thank god we aren’t paying them. Yeah, it was funny at first, and I was like “haha, these guys are like the incompetent goons that are in cartoons”, but now I’m just about ready to go out there and tell them to shut up, and stop trying to be comedians. Here’s how my day went, as of far.

• (9:30) I wake up, and see a guy or two outside, in the backyard, right where I wanted to film something for a video that is almost done. Oh yeah, that sucks. Maybe this orange stranger will leave soon, and then I can go out and film there.
• (10:00) I finally give up with watching “I love the New Millennium” because of all of the cutting and sawing that had started a while back, so I angrily went downstairs to download a trial of Particle Illusion.
• (10:30) I grow annoyed with trying to understand particle illusion, so I go upstairs for some breakfast. To my surprise, I see some tree cutting guy randomly sleeping in the middle of my yard, while some guy in a truck on the street was talking to himself. Both of these guys stay in that state for about the entire hour it takes me to make, and eat breakfast.
• (11:30) I go back down to the computer to do things on the computer, and try to drown out the barking and whining of Jojo, who is frightened by all the orange men. He was really REALLY annoying today. Either way, I get down stairs, and hear a fat tree cutting guy cracking jokes to a guy on the other side of the house, who in return, laughed really loudly. This continued for quite some time. Meanwhile, in the back, some tree cutting guys had accidentally cut off way too many branches off of my family’s weeping willow, and where now trying to figure out how to fix it. You can’t fix a tree.
• (12:30) Rip, cut saw, cut, rip, cut, cut, cut, saw.
• (1:00) The fat joke guy stares blankly at a tree, as 3 other tree cutting guys come, and join him.
• (2:00) Finally, something is getting done. The tree cutting guys are shredding some branches in the shredder. Oh wait, is that part of the bush in the backyard? Come on guys! There was no reason to cut that!
• (2:30) Some black guy stares at the abandoned vest of one of the tree cutting guys…for a while.
• (2:45) I take some pictures of the tree cutting guys to put on this post, and they all seem oblivious to it. In fact, they seem to remain oblivious to the fact that there is a house with people in it, who are getting annoyed by their crazy antics.
• (Now) The tree cutting guys continue to be annoying, and it doesn’t look like they plan on leaving. Great. Looks like you guys are going to have to wait until tomorrow for my new video.

So there you have it. I hope these dopes enjoy their dinner that they are paying for with their undeserved money. Thanks for cutting that beautiful bush, guys!