Weeeeeell, Look what’s back. It’s that terrible show with mean black guys insulting anything they can find to insult. Web Junk 2.0. I thought it was gone, but I was wrong. I woke up this morning to find that it was back, and this time with an even more annoying, unfunny, overweight Patrice O’Neil clone, some loser named Aries Spears, who was probably a football player or some crap like that. I can’t even describe in words how unfunny he is. Basically all he says are things like “White boy don’t jumP, or “his ass crack be showin!”, and so on, and so on. Let me just tell you a few of the thousands, upon thousands of reasons this show is absolute crap that should not ever under any circumstances be on television, to waste the time of people watching it.
- The show has been canceled once twice before. Somehow, the steeply declining VH1 doesn’t get a hint, or remember. Perhaps they think that if they air “I love Money”, or “I love the new Millennium” before and after it, it will actually be funny.
- Almost 100% of all the clips on there are originally from Television! It’s all just recycled clips! They started on Television, got shoved onto the internet, and then put on television again, thus making the quality much crappier. That’s probably the most annoying part.
- If it isn’t originally from a japanese game show, it’s either a fat guy dancing, a cat or dog doing something kooky, or some losers hurting themselves accidentally. Would it be so hard to actually put some original content from a video creator like Nalts, or CharlesTrippy, or Markdaycomedy, OR ME??? It’s all just candid camera crap, and they are all things anybody could do. The fact that it ended up on video is just a coincidence, it’s not like anything I’ve ever seen on that show took effort to do! It’s stupid!
- I’m not on there, and I never will be. Would you guys like the hear a little known fact? Originally, I created my “Everybody Loves Chad Wick” video in hopes of someday being on Web Junk. This was of course, far before I knew how crappy the show was. I guess you could say, though, that even though it is the worst show ever, Web Junk it essentially responsible for Reubnick. That’s shameful!
- All of the videos are from IFilm. WHAT THE F**K!?! When was the last time ANYBODY used that site for anything besides some nice videos with nudity? That’s all I ever used it for! Of all the websites to work with, puny little Ifilm is one of the worst. Nobody cares about it!
- Why so many cats! What is with all the cats???
- I’m actually not even sure if it is getting produced normally now. That show is on and off, I can’t tell if each episode is new or a rerun!
- The hosts are so unfunny, I can’t believe it! Never in my entire life have I ever laughed at one single thing any of them have ever said. Each of their jokes combined into one joke is enough to mabe make me chortle, if I’m feeling generous.
- Why so many fat guys dancing? Nobody wants to see that!
There you go. That’s just a few of the reasons I hate Web Junk 20. I don’t even understand the name! And they where also the ones who told me Mr. Pregnant was an actor, and Littleloca, too. They’re still real to me, dammit!
Wow, this picture is funnier than anything he's ever said.
