I look like Jesse McCartney?? WTF?

Ok, I’ve been getting comments lately about how I alledgedly look like Jesse McCartney (who I thought nobody cared about anymore). I got one about how I should wear wigs from now on, and I responded with ‘What? You don’t like my hair? And his response was that I looked like Jesse McCartney, and that he likes my long hair more. Sorry pal, but quite like people who went black, once I got my haircut, I could never go back. But anyway,  I have to say that I disagree with the fact that I look like Jesse McCartney. I mean, since when was I a closet gay? Never! And if just because I have hair mildly similar to Jesse McCartney’s hair it makes me look completely like him, I guess in that case, I lookjust like Michael Cera, or Charlieissocoollike, or Fred, or the kid from Dylan’s couch, or even Ron Stoppable! Of course I’ve heard all of those already, but I have to personally say that I resemble Fabio. Have you seen my body? Sizzle! But, umm, the moral of the story here is that too much spice can ruin a meal. Oh wait, no it wasn’t. Now I’m all frazzled. Just look at the picture!

I dont see it. Last time I checked, I always buttoned my shirts all the way up.

I don't see it. Last time I checked, I always buttoned my shirts all the way up.

57 Responses to “I look like Jesse McCartney?? WTF?”

  1. well heck u dnt ….
    u dnt look lyk Jmac at all ..
    no offence
    he luks wwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy betta den u ….
    u noe
    newayz …
    whoeva said it jus wanned 2 mke u fl betta bout urself ….

  2. tnaks kanz!!!

    ay ppreciayte ur halp and ur nyce wurds. its make me feal goud bout miself.s

  3. Nathaniel Mounce Says:

    Haha. Kanz!! is stupid!! But anyway, I about cracked up at your reply to their comment.
    Bravo!

    And in reply to your blog, I don’t think you really look like him. I mean, I guess I can see it. But I wouldn’t think it right off. Of course, Jesse McCartney very rarely enters the brain processes of most people nowadays anyway.

  4. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

  5. Miss. Ellis Says:

    sorry, not a thing in common…… I know.

    take no offense.

    This information comes to you, from publisher. (2008)

  6. Sorry, but he’s probably a lot older than you. And looks a lot better. No offense, but you don’t have the innocent look, that he has. I call it the innocent look, it makes people a lot more cool.

  7. “Last time I checked, I always buttoned my shirts all the way up.” AH HA HA! That’s awesome! Anyway, I see a slight resemblance with your eyes, but other than that…not much. This is the first time I’ve ever read a blog from you and I have to say that I was quite entertained. I always appreciate and witty, random, sarcastic sense of humor =)

  8. tatfdggjedvgnnhh Says:

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  9. bubblestehhamster Says:

    i think ur cuter that Jmac. after all, he has a make-up team and u dont.

  10. bubblestehhamster Says:

    btw i wuz on youtube and u look wayyyyyyyyyyy hotter now than u did no ffense

  11. HIIIII,I´M AM BIG FAN OF THE JESSE,I LOVE EVERY MUSICS THE SHE

  12. HIIIII,I´M AM BIG FAN OF THE JESSE,I LOVE EVERY MUSICS THE SHE.AM BIG KISS.

  13. hy jesse!!!!!!! how are you????? i’m from indonesia,when u come at my country?????
    you’re so cute n sweet
    jesse i love u!!!!!!!!!

  14. No offense pal, but he is very cute, you do not look like him, and that shirt looks great on him, I’d tap that any day. The innocent look… (:

    Airbrushed and made-up I know :P

  15. lol no efence jesse mccartney has a WAY hotter and sexir body then yours :]

  16. omg…….. i randomly found this while searching for charlieissocoollike. and i just wanted to say, i love the fabio bit. oh, and i don’t think you look like jesse mccartney……. at all. sry.

  17. Yeah, I just found this and I have to say- wtf is wrong with you people? Jesse isn’t hotter than him.

    I’d say he’s hotter in comparison.
    I’d also say the only tapping that should be done to Jesse is off a bridge.

  18. Yes…! You look BETTER than JMac, and I think that you are a lot younger than him… hehehe… Relax, you´re beautiful…

  19. U look nothing like Jesse McCartney… he is actually hot… unlike u… and u do not resemble Fabio

  20. Perfeiito .! *-*

  21. lmao. WTF is this page???? I found this by accident. good laughs though.

  22. I know you have no idea who I am but I just found this so I thought I’d write somethin. I really think that you look nothing like Jmac, so don’t worry. You’re a babe. Don’t let anybody tell you different.

  23. sara tidwell Says:

    how did i get on this website oh well
    you look a lot like him but i can tell the difference
    YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE FABIO you are hotter than him
    the shirt thing looks weird though

  24. I like Jesse Mcc.
    I don’t like U. :)

  25. Oh, that’s funny Yar@. I myself don’t like half of the bitchy little girls on here who are annoying little fangirls of Jesse McCartney, just like yourself! Looks like we both don’t like things.

  26. i think you look nothin like him

    srry *_*

  27. hi jesse I LOVE YOU.hey, I do not think they look like jesse because he is the sweetest and coolest nobody looks like jesse.sorry!and jesse your songs are soooooooo cool and I hear your music every day they are sooo cool.I LOVE YOU JESSE MCcARTNEY:you are sooooooo HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  28. Ok seriously. I am really getting sick of all of these “no, jmac is hot, ur gay an ugly!1!” comments. All of these 9 year old girls should learn some respect and that they shouldn’t be insulting people when they are on his stupid website!

    Jesus! All of you girls need to stop worshipping false idols like Jesse McCartney. That guy is a freak. GOD!

  29. OMG…you’re REALLY good looking. I’ve never seen somebody with eyes that drawing. Jesse is cute too but, you’re georgeous! That picture of you is model material…and I would know, I do some modeling myself and you’re cuter than most of the male models I work with…

    <33 Erin

  30. @ Erin

    I sure hope you aren’t referring to the picture IN the post, because that isn’t me. That’s Jesse McCartney. If you are referring to some other picture, though, thank you!

  31. STUFF U JESSE MCCARTNEY IS NOT GAY I BET U R THOUGH YA POOF

  32. @Shannon

    You are exactly the kind of 9 year old I was talking about before. Stuff YOU!

  33. hey, this was funny, came up while searching for Jesse, but hey?! he’s not a closet gay!!! he look’s so much better then you do, and by the way. A lot of people still care for him. trust me, and after releasing “Leavin’” he actually got more famous. I fell so sorry for you, that you actually think you’re better then him in some way. It was a funny block though. But he look’s better then you .. sorry :D

  34. ok, seriously. This is getting out of hand. Are any of these 9 year old bitches even reading any of the comments I’m writing? At all? Because it feels to me that all of you just NEED to post the “No Jesse is hotter than you, and you should die” comments. If anybody needs any clarification, Jesse MacCartney is not Jesus. He’s a washed up boy toy pop singer that NOBODY besides all of the girls this post has attracted care about. Ok? Jesse MacCartney is a freak. End of story. I can’t sugercoat that.

    You losers make me regret even making this post.

  35. Haha, this is funny. You kinda look like him, but not really. Except for the hair and general face shape. But a lot of people have that, so I don’t see the hype. Oh, well.
    I didn’t know he was gay though, that was a nice tidbit. Though it doesn’t matter to fangirls, since there wouldn’t be any chance they’d hook up with him anyways. It’s his face that matters. (and maybe his voice)
    Anyways, you’re not bad-looking, but exceptional either. Though you’re not exactly showing off, so that doesn’t matter. Good Job!

  36. kezzy kaulitz Says:

    no you don’t look ANYTHING like Jesse for 1 Jesse is fucking gorgeous and sorry to break it to you but you don’t fit in that category also not to mention you look abut 12 no offense lol!

  37. Hun dont listen to them, you do have similar characteristics to Jesse…..granted he does have more of the “inncocent” look everyone is talking about……but your still very cute!!!!

  38. I randomly found this page. (which is pretty damn interesting and totally hilarious!)
    Anyway, you don’t look like Jesse McCartney. You’re pretty cute though! WAY better than Jesse! Haha love the post! Well I’m gonna get off of here… So good luck with all these gay ass 9-year-old-girl-Jesse-fan comments. I’d hate it too! =) ignore them little fags. Later cutie haha

  39. I aint gna lie u r cute but Jesse is jus FIT wit capital letters n dat pose of urs does look gay n b4 u start callin jesse gay I personally think you should look at urself in this pic cuz u look more of a gay guy than jesse will ever be oh I should know

  40. It is Jesse Mccartney…

  41. dude…don’t be such a noob….

  42. CheezecakeGirl Says:

    Dude you don’t look like him. He’s so much cuter than you ( no effence )

  43. jesse mcCartney you r so sexy i just love you hottie please come to st. louis or st. charles i love you sexy !!!!!!

    love,
    Megan

  44. you do look lyk him a bit bt your both hot!!!! bt no offence he is hotter ,
    i lv jesse plz cum to hull xxxx

  45. bordile ………..

  46. Linda K. Blade Says:

    Well, I’m not a bitchy, annoying fan girl of Jesse McCartney. I actually ran across your blog by mistake.

    Number 1, you DO favor Jesse McCartney but I think you’re cuter. You 10 year old fan girls can burn me alive all they want for saying that.

    Number 2, I commend you for putting up with the annoying 10 year old fan girl comments. I got annoyed just reading some of the pathetic, and grammatically incorrect BS that was posted by them.

    Uh-ohhhh. I shouldn’t have said that. I can hear the annoying 10 year old fan girl riot outside of my door right now.

  47. Linda K. Blade Says:

    P.S….

    I’ma Skayrd

    (I’m scared)

  48. Hi. First off I’m really annoyed at how stupid so many of these girls are who are responding to your post. It was as if they think you WANT to look like the guy. *le sigh* Apparently your actual text content was over shadowed by the photograph of Jesse McCartney. As a 16 year old female I can say that Jesse is indeed a cute guy. However, you yourself are adorable in your own right, (and apparently have a superior sense of humor that 90% percent of these 9 year old twits don’t get.) The Fabio line killed me. I wish more guys your age had wit like yours. I’m sorry to say, (because apparently it really bothers you), you do resemble him and it’s my guess that in person maybe you share some expressions etc. I don’t see where these super dim wits come off cranking on you and saying you aren’t cute, you are. But likewise, not really sure why you’re so freaked out about it. Could be worse, they could be saying you look like Miley Cyrus. *snorts* OMG!! The bitchy little fan girls are going to come after me now!! *blinks and runs for cover*

  49. Linda K. Blade Says:

    LMAOOOOO! Miley Cyrus. I’d rather eat my own foot than to look like her. Yeah dude. I agree with Xavion. You COULD look lik her……

  50. Finally, some intelligent comments!! Thank you very much Linda K. Blade, and Xavion for reassuring me that this website actually does draw a couple of smart, thinking people who aren’t angry girls and 9 years old to it.

    When I make the follow up to this post, you two are assured a spot in the “comments that don’t piss me off” portion of it.

  51. hahahahaha Says:

    r u ppl retarted thT is jesse mccartney you dumb asses

  52. hahahahaha Says:

    WIERDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. Oh my god, look at all those comments, these people just really believe your Jmac.. That’s tottaly stupid, geezz..

    x

  54. yeah…i thnk you look like miley instead of jesse…
    no offence…

  55. OMG u do look juss lik him buht thass ghood cuzz hes frickenn sexyyy !

  56. OMG he is like so fit his hair is long and golden n he has great bodydoes he or no

  57. i look better than jesse faggy mccartney

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